We have a garden. The pumpkin attacked me today. I had to beat it back with a machete. There is a truce presently. I do not go on its side of the yard. It does not attack. We are still trying to figure out who gets control of the deck. The pumpkins will be wonderful. They make a dynamite soup, either sweet or savoury. As well, pumpkin pie is a reason for living in its own right. The seeds are also a very healthy snack.
Jennifer is the gardener. She understands dirt. I understand mud pies. In the spring, she spends lots of money on seeds. We spread last year's compost over the beds. Somewhere on this computer, there is a layout of the garden, with what is planted in each bed. Not that it matters. The squirrels have moved one of the plants already.
Compost is a good thing. We make our own, using only organic matter. Every once in a while, I will also empty the lawn mower bag onto it.
At this point, the heavy work is done. I have given away no fewer than 5 heads of lettuce. It is still growing. The tomato plants are sending forth tomatoes left, right, and sideways. Some of them actually make it into the house. Many of them I eat off the bush. The cucumber vine and the beans have elected to leave home, and are now taking over a couple of trees in the neighbour's backyard.
And the title of this blog entry is "Audrey." Audrey was the name of the plant in "Little Shop of Horrors." The plant grew and grew, and ate everything in its path. I am waiting for it to tell me to feed it.
Have a good night everyone.