Top of the evening to all...
Many times, I have uttered some sort of wisecrack under my breath. Those who hear something ask what it was. I usually respond that it is not worth repeating. Generally speaking, things not worth repeating are usually not worth saying in the first place. That, however, is a different discussion. Or maybe it is not.
Here are two things best left unsaid.
You may have heard in the news that a person dressed as Superman stole a truckload of capers (you know....the little brownish things that are used to decorate food plates). This event will come to be known as the great caped caper caper.
And if you think that is bad...
There was a person holding two pears that he had peeled. He thus had a pair of pared pears.
Have a good night.